i want everyone who has ever used the internet to witness this photograph of an exploding pikachu figurine
the demon is fucking escaping holy fucking christ help us
this is so real
This sums up my life pretty well
is this a threat
Your mum has a big body that’s all lumpy and hard, enormous horns, and vicious fangs!
the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????
As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening
i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed
I think most people/animals dislike having their noses pinched…
so my friend got a fish
If the Earth is alive, then what we’re doing is a clear invasion of its privacy…
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
Boss? You look a little young to be employed…